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8/18/13: Bak-2-Skool Season at the Dollar Store, at the Walmart; "Dying Queen's New Agony", and "What it takes to be Kim Kardashian"  the tabloids scream at the check-out line...Swarms of whiny little voices all so serious about the notebooks, the glueStix, the shiny feathered pens, the crayons, the color pencils...Serious little hands clutch xeroxed supply lists: 4, 2" binders, 8 notebooks (one Subject) must be 2 red, 2 blue, 2 green, and 2 purple...looseleaf paper 2 paks, crayons 20 color set, one protractor, post-it notes pr as the younglings call 'em "Sticky Notes" (Teachers require sticky notes to use in "Common Core" reading activities: in real life kidz want sticky notes for "Kick Me" signs to stick on friends' backs). Pencil Case, Hand Sanitizer (cuz bacteria is icky and must be eradicated at any cost). Serious Moms; "No put down the Smurfs II: Revenge  of the Sith folder. Itz 5 bux and two-pocket folders are a penny at the Office Despot!!!" Can we...Can we...OH, Can we just buy this? It's shiny and feathered and oh so cute, and it writes and erases, it spins and weeps....Can we...Can we...oh pleeeease!" Must have Bak-2-Skool item Justin Bieber electronik pop giggle head stool softener. With a genuine collectors upload to your 4 Gee SmartPhone... Or sentient cookies riding in a red car convertable a big pink human hand reaches in to eat one. And you see all the Halloween Candy already out in bright orange boxes.

RECOVERY!!!! YAY!!! RECOVERY!!!! The economy is blasting out into the aethers! How do I know, you ask; Everywhere I see woodchucks and canaries in hardhats digging and pounding and sawing in a frenzy of DEVELOPMENT! Development beckons in our post-post-modern post-industrial DEVISIONIST society. YAY!!! Put up that new restaurant chain or burger hut or AT&T Retail Store! 

Hope you all have a great end of Summer! Thanks for all the favs, comments and general good will! 
  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Les Claypool's Frog Brigade
  • Reading: The Rise if the Fourth Reich by Jim Marrs
  • Watching: Some kinda stupid hoarders crap
  • Playing: Pretending to be human
  • Eating: Lt. Lucerne Brand Ice Cream Sandwiches
  • Drinking: Diet 7-Up
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LancelotPrice Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013

I don't think it takes ANYthing to be Kim Kardashian. Who the hell is Kim Kardashian, anyway? Why are the Ks famous?


I suspect that Bieber has been using head softener.


Dig your journal, man. :thumbsup: and the loco photos, too. I loved railroads back in the day, and still do, but they don't absorb much of time anymore, dammit.

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eyepilot13 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Who the hell is Kim Kardashian, anyway? Why are the Ks famous?" Someone who is famous for just being famous by not doing anything! I hate celebrity worship culture!
Glad you like the journal and my pix! I got back into railroads through DA, and realized some people liked my pix. It's hard when one has many interests and not much time! :D
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LancelotPrice Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
DA's got several good rail photogs. Glad you're one of 'em. :)

Celeb worship sucketh quite thoroughly.
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eyepilot13 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, the rail groups got me  back into taking pix. Originally I got on DA for my other types of art!
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LancelotPrice Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
I'll have to check it out, too.
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eyepilot13 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cool!
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EternalFlame1891 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Too funny, EP! LOL!!! Hope you have a good year and a productive one at that all around, buddy!! Keep up the great work!!!
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eyepilot13 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks EF! I'll try! 
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canona2200 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
I hate Bieber. Always hated his music.
Rather listen to Boston, Journey (the old 80's music and not the new stuff), AC/DC and Metallica
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eyepilot13 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I also! Bieber sux!
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